It's not a nap when you pass out from too much beer.
I saw a nice blue and red scarf on sale at a shop yesterday which I bought immediately (the scarf that is).
The salvation army store finally sold that scarf I gave them
I wish somebody on here had some worth while posts
Well it sure won't be you.
I brushed my dog this evening.
You didn't give her your fleas, did you?
I'm watching X-Men on the TV.
Gay porno habits are nothing to brag about.
I love cold weather.
Well, you are a frigid ol biddy.
I had some wonderful soup for dinner.
<LOL> How could I not see that coming.
I'm always amazed when you see anything coming you're so dense.
My nephew has announced his intent to become a minister.
Does that mean he'll also give up selling drugs? I'd hate for you to have to scrounge around looking for a new dealer.
I can't decide what to wear today.
Why not just wear the straight jacket they normally wrap you in at the ward?
Perhaps I will get my hair cut today.
What? And expose more of your face to the world!
It's just started raining & thundering again & I have to go out & put out the garbage.
Stop whining, you can use a shower. When was the last time you washed, you slob.
I get a lot of junk mail.
It doesn't count when you are going through your neighbors trash.
I am considering a vacation in the spring...wonder where it should be.
the bathtub would be a good place.
I hate all these hours of darkness during the winter
If you lived indoors you could take advantage of electric lights. Nights in that cave of yours must be pretty dark indeed.
I just had some delicious chili.
It is amazing you were able to figure out how to open the can.
I am rather tired this morning.
That's because you have the strength of a 5 year old girl.
I feel like a million bucks.
Are you talking about male deer?
I need to go grocery shopping.
Time to get some more maxipads and RAID.
I want to kill the guy screaming into the phone over my cubicle wall.
its a carbaord box, not a cubicle and your just hearing voices in your head.
sure is quiet today
