Are you really such a vapid fool? A ship cannot be an elected official.
I am looking forward to an exciting day.
todays the day you get visitors at the assylum. too bad for you nobody will show up.
I'm reading a book while waiting for the village idiot to post
Did you wait long?
I have to finish the tile grout in the bathroom
One **** at a time....
I just went on a field trip.
I bet you were outstanding...
I should mow the lawn but I am too lazy.
I thought you would eat it since they call you the old goat
I should have eaten lunch 2 hours ago
The wardens are on strike you clown.
Anyhow, it's almost supper time.
Hurry, you must get to the trash cans before dark.
I'm going to a Motown concert tonight.
Escaping from the asylum are you? Hope the police don't shoot first and ask questions later.
People admire my stamina.
yea, that somebody your age can walk from the couch to the bathroom and back
the world series is over
Wow, nothing gets by you would you like a gumdrop for figuring that out?
I wonder if it's too late to take up ballroom dancing.
With your looks you'd never get a partner.
Took Rasputin the dog to the beach earlier today
I presume you blame the dog for frightening the kids even though it's your ugly mush.
I think I'll take the Rolls for a spin tomorrow.
Oh yes, a Tootsie Roll candy spins but really not all that well.
Today is Halloween wonder if I should dress up.
Why not just run around with stained underwear on your head like you did last year?
I'm a little wrinkled today.
You're 500, arent you wrinkled every day?
I am tired
Perhaps if you moved your cardboard box to somewhere more quiet you'd get more sleep.
Cod and a baked spud for dinner today.
Garbage bins are good to you lately.
Another day another dollar.
...found in the street in a garbage can.
I went to bed early last night and am not tired today. yay!!!!
Business must have been slow then.
Off down the golf couse shortly.
