Hoping to redeem a few pennies for those golf balls are you?
Feeling a bit sluggish this morning...
recovering from a hard night of drinking ripple again
work is boring tonight
Well turn the drill off.
I had a sauna and swim earlier this evening.
Got steamed and fell in the river again did you?
Time for bed.
Bed is for sissies.
I'm ready for anything.
As is evidenced by the nipple clamps attached to your personal parts and the please take me sign.
I think I will go for a walk in a short while.
Exercise hour, I suppose.
I think my roof is leaking again.
Clary, whenever you show up here, it's like spraying water on a walking insult ocean.
I have a new job.
picking up trash on the side of the road in an orange jumpsuit is not a job
I'm drinking cool-aide
Is that because you can't afford Kool-Aid, or do you just not know how to spell?
I'm eating Halloween candy.
and in a few weeks you will call it Thanksgiving candy. Really Tico you are always setting with your hand moving in and out of a bag of candy.
I am rather bored this afternoon.
Pleasuring yourself lost its fun?
I have a long day ahead of me.
I'm surprised you even know what day it is with ammount of cheap booze you drink.
I think I'll have a glass of wine with my lunch.
Boone's farm apple or grape?
Too many drunks on here
Says Ralpheb as he takes another hit of Mad Dog 20/20.
I had steak and kale for lunch.
hamburgers from the dumpster are not steaks.
work is lonely tonight
Panhandling for coins usually is.
I am off to the barber shop later.
most likely to get the nose hairs and ear hairs cut.
look some one gave me a quarter.
You ninny it's a washer.
I have an urge to eat a candy bar.
When don't you have an urge to eat a candy bar? Pity you don't also have an urge to pay for them, you compulsive thief.
I am going to enter a contest.
