For your sake I hope it is not a meeting of the minds...you will be SOL
Time is flying by[/color]
stop playing with the clock in the commom room and go back to your cell
I'm watching an old Robin Williams movie
Ask the guard to put something differant on.
My back hurts.
Yeah, passing out in the gutter can be rough.
A not so pleasant odor is in the air.
You must be nearby.
I have a pressing engagement shortly.
so you workin the prison laundry, how nice
I just had the worse BBQ ever
Smearing ketchup on roadkill you find is hardly considered "BBQ."
I'm going to stay in the office for lunch.
Rummaging in skips again Tico?
I'm dining at the Park Lane Hilton tomorrow.
digging in the trash again
I'm watching sports center now
I am glad they let you stand outside the television and appliance shop...too bad you can't hear what is being said inside.
My neighbor is moving away in a few weeks.
I'm surprised he was able to take the stench from your "house" as long as he did.
I may knock off early today.
knock off another quart of moonshine is what you mean.
A sweet little lady commented yesterday on my charming wit.
she was suffering from dimentia
there's a good hockey game on
It's called baseball, numbnuts .... there's a World Series going on. Those aren't hockey sticks they're swinging. (And it's not that good a game.)
I need to study a file.
Congratulations, you win the award for "most boring post of the day" today!
I don't really like my teeth all that much.
Is that why you usually keep them in your pocket?
I am looking forward to tomorrow.
Aah, finally the day of your sex change operation is here!
I'm starting to get a good feeling about things.
Your parole date coming up is it?
Its a beautiful day in Wales.
Is it supposed to impress us that you can quote the weather forecaster?
I must do the laundry today.
Your underwear could climb into the washing machine all by itself.
Is Intrepid really Dick Cheney?