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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 06:21 am
You finally collected enough cans to pay for your yearly 15 minutes of sex?

I just sneezed.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 06:39 am
Still shoving coke up your nose, eh?



My cat is looking at me strangely.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 06:46 am
Even your cat thinks you are crazy. That makes it unanimous.

I really want to accomplish a lot today.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 06:48 am
In your case that would mean getting out of bed and maybe bathing.




Later on I must go to the post office.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 07:10 am
To see if your picture is still on the most wanted wall.



I just got a package in the mail.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 07:57 am
As many enemies as you have, I wouldn't open it.



I like drinking water.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:11 am
Thats not true, I know you drink it like water, but its actually gin.

I have lots of work to do. Sad
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:12 am
Well, go on then .... go pick up those aluminum cans.



Today at work I must watch TV.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:41 am
When you are that hooked on the soap operas, you really should consider professional help.

I never watch soap operas.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 09:53 am
Really? Judging by the standards of your posts, I reckon it could increase your I.Q.





I am sitting by the window.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 12:09 pm
Peeping in the neighbor's windows again, you creep?

I have excellent taste.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 04:41 pm
Licking trash can lids is not what is meant by that term.





So far the day has been superb!
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 05:44 pm
The lunch pickings at the dumpster met with your approval.

I cleaned my oven today.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 05:48 pm
Use any excuse to get high on fumes won't you.





I need to wash the dinner dishes.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 06:11 pm
Agreed. You have about two weeks worth piled up all over your kitchen.

I am going to broil some steak for dinner.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 10:02 pm
Hoping they will let you go outside for you 15 minutes of fresh air


The start of a new day
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2005 04:55 am
Locked up in the mental ward, don't all the days look the same to you?




Just had a nice tasty bowl of oatmeal.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2005 05:20 am
another fine feast at the soup kitchen huh?



Why would anyone of normal intelligence be on this thread?
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2005 06:08 am
I dont know, althugh that statement exlains why you are on it all th time.

I am tired.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2005 07:33 am
That's because you have the stamina of a 2 year old.



I could go all day long.
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