Got dressed quickly this morning leaving the casket, eh? Really, gus when are you going to get your own box?
Construction crew is back across the way, damned saws.
You spelled sows wrong. What are they building on your pig farm?
I think I'll have a cold beer before my whiskey.
Yeah, it'll help to wash down the moonshine you swilled down earlier you miserable old sot.
My brother is driving in from New Hampshire tomorrow.
He must have heard that you were leaving.
I have very powerful biceps.
Yeah, and I'm the Pope.
I am thinking about getting a new bed.
stealing another flea infested matress?
i need new glasses
I didn't know they made a size thicker than "coke bottle."
My knee is hurting this morning.
Too much prayer?
My son dislocated his knee playing football yesterday.
You let him out of the house? In public?
My injury is from playing soccer.
In its country of origin, soccer is football, duh! (are you my son?)
I prefer water aerobics to football.
Well, you are a girl, after all. Best leave football to the men, eh?
The trees are beautiful here in Autumnal England.
Just remember, the mighty oak was once a nut like you.
It is still like summer here in Autumnal Canada
steady 70 degrees fahrenheit and fluorescent lighting in the institute, nice of them, isn't it?
my eyes are green, cause i eat a lot of vegetables.
Good thing you don't eat a lot of chocolate!
Um, my eyes are brown.
That's because you fell face first into the mud after your latest drug and booze spree.
I am thinking about seeing a good movie this weekend.
By the time you finish thinking about it the weekend will have passed. That's why you never actually do anything.
I had an exhausting day.
I don't see how your thorazine intake should tire you out.
I hate being 9 hours ahead of you guys.
Look at it this way.....you were backward all through school, so it's life just balancing things out.
I am going for a jog now.
Slowly pushing your cart through the supermarket is hardly a stroll, and it's downright delusional to call it a jog.
I can't decide on a color for my kitchen.
I take it the girl your stalking is going out for a run?
ahhhhhhhhhhh hump day at last
