Glad to see you are staying informed about complex current events.
Did you hear that on the news, or were you able to figure that out for yourself?
I am fighting a cold.
you against a sinle cell organism, thats about your speed.
almost time to call it a night
You're such a deadhead, you poop out just as the sun goes down.
I have decided to redo my kitchen.
If you stopped burning water you wouldn't need to redo it.
another day in a foreign land
Yes, the world of work is pretty foreign to you, you lazy bum.
I must start saving more money.
try getting a job and stop pan handling
why am I stuck in the world of the witless?
Trapped alone with yourself, eh? I couldn't stand your company either. Perhaps you should enter the witless protection program.
I had a very boring day.
Well, when you're a bore, its hard to have an interesting day.
Im hungover.
I got to sorry about this:
Are you that ugly you couldn't get I date and had to get yourself drunk just so you could have s3x with yourself?
some people make this too easy
How true, there is just so much to insult about you.
I just heard from an old friend.
Stop with the lies already...people you pay to call you aren't really friends.
I am so glad that it is October.
So you can go out and public on halloween and not scare people like you do during the rest of the year?
another day, another dollar.
That's assuming someone will deposit into your tin cup.
I've severely reduced my coffee intake.
upped your Coke to feed your caffeine habit though
It's strange being home after driving about 2000 miles in the last 10 days.
Do they know you have escaped yet?
Think I will cut the main lawn tomorrow.
Ah the pleasures of grazing when you believe you're a cow.
My eyes are itchy.
Withdrawing from drugs again?
I am roasting a chicken tonight.
well thats better than some of the other things ive heard you've done with live stock
I need to buy new boots
Do you really need boots to just lounge in a hammock all day?
Well, I'm off to breakfast in a short while.
Alone again, I take it.
I am wearing a dead man's shoes
