I bet you're going to hide in the grass and take pictures you pervert.
Ah Sunday the day of rest.
So Sunday is just like the rest of the week for you.
My big toe is throbbing in pain.
It's called gout, cut down on the port.
Roast chicken for dinner.
What if you still can't figure out how to open the dumpster in back of the restaurant? Remember last time when the cops came and hauled you away?
I need to pay my monthly bills.
From which month?
I think I need therapy.
Save time, money and energy...have yourself committed to the mental ward for life.
I just finished an early dinner.
First to garbage can today? Well done.
I've a headache today.
Place your head on the block, I'll get rid of it for you.
It is snowing.
No, you have dandruff.
I like noodle soup.
There's no accounting for taste.
I'm having my blood checked tomorrow.
it will still be cold, you heartless bastard
I had a BLT without the T. So I guess I had a BL
good ole gustav. blood letting ain't torture to him. Just plain blood-letting. pure fun.
colleagues invited me for a drink tonight, i suppose that' s nice.
But that drink is bleach. How's that nice? They want you dead.
I'm a very excessive person.
You're excessively stupid.
I like pickles.
Really, I never would have guess with the phallic icon.
I saw a dead thing today.
was it your personality?
I need a coffee fix this morning.
Do you let it cool off before you inject it?
I'm gonna make a cup of hot tea.
ahhhhhhhhhh tea, the drink for the weak of mind.
I like my coffee straight from the filter.
Similar to how you like your liquor straight from the jug. Ever hear of a cup?
I am planning to get a new refrigerator.
to play in while the door is still attached I hope.
one of my feet is bigger than the other.
