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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
devriesj
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:09 pm
It's about time you got off your big behind, you lumbering colosus!

My daughter is waiting for a call-back to be in a play.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 04:14 pm
If her acting is like yours it'll never happen.




I decided against the walk.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 05:25 pm
That figures! Couldn't get your behind off the couch?!

Had to make a quick mac & cheese dinner tonight.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 03:16 am
That keeps your brain sluggish and your body out of shape fine.

I must pack in a minute.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 06:27 am
Are you doing a runner from a hotel again?


My PDA as just packed in.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 08:21 am
I'm not sure what that means, but you're stupid.


I love Fiji water.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 08:45 am
Good for you, but you don't have to travel that far for it! You could turn on the tap or get some bottled water - moron!

Todays a busy day.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2005 03:17 pm
In court again eh, and while you're off the street you're not earning.



Got to fit new wiper blades tomorrow.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2005 07:59 am
Mmmm, you mean you're planning to tell the wife you'll do it tomorow, but in actual fact you'll start it tommorow and finish it in 6 months time....

I am very bored because I am doing work Sad
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Rod3
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2005 04:51 pm
Sewing mail bags is rather boring, but if you do the crime you do the time.


Friday tomorrow, I might go out for a couple of beers.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2005 05:53 pm
They let you OUT of the asylum with MONEY? Shocked I hope you stay with your group and don't wander off. Wouldn't want a nutter on the loose!

We're renting H2G2 (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2005 07:18 pm
'course you'll WATCH it... reading's too big an effort for y'all

I've got too much Metal for my iPodshuffle, or not enuff iPod for my Metal
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Rod3
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 04:09 am
Get a life instead of wandering around with wires hanging out your ears.


Doing a wash today, that means more ironing.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 04:56 am
well letsjust pray you can get all the brown stains out of your pants shall we?

I am STILL bored from doing work.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 05:22 am
Maybe if you actually did some work the boredom would leave you.



I need to trim and file my toenails.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 05:33 am
Nice!!! Hadnt you better notify the government before you do that, they will need to notify the public on in the fivesurrounding continents to get their gas masks out.

I am doing some of the work now.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:11 am
It must be nice having a job where you lie down all day.



I'm listening to some Bob Dylan tracks.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:31 am
So another day where you'll do nothing, eh?

I feel listless today.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 11:25 am
Why, are you out of amphetamine?

I'm climbing Ben Nevis tomorrow.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 02:17 pm
So you plan to sleep all day and have a wishful thinking sort of dream, eh?


I am going to a nude beach next weekend.
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