That's because you're a freak of nature.
I have tight hamstrings.
It matches your tight nature, first in the bar last to the counter.
I can't seem to concentrate today.
Your last insult was evidence of that.
I need a shorter haircut.
Put your head on this block, I'll give your hair a trim with my axe.
The dog's howling, better take him out.
would that then be the doggie style that you want to try?
Today is going to be a long day, yuk!
No batteries in your remote so you have to change channels manually, eh?
My shower faucet is dripping.
Have you tried turning it off, you twit?
My new lamps should arrive today.
How nice the city is putting new lighting up on the underpass where you live.
There is a hole in my sock.
Try trimming your toenails before you bore a hole through your shoe too.
I feel full of energy today.
Been on the electric shock machine again? I've told you it won't cure attitude problems.
I feel a song coming on.
glad you told me in advance, now i can quickly nip to the shop to buy ear muffs.
i went to buy a jacket today, because i thought it was £10, but when i got to the till, the woman told me it was actually £5, YAY!!!!
Hey I would give you the sleeve off my vest !
Which would be fine if you hadn't pilfered the vest.
I am feeling the effects of last nights dinner.
and i wouldn't invest in your Rutland !
You wouldn't know what a Rutland is if it bit you in the a**.
I've got a lot of meetings to attend today.
So all your, uh, um, personalities showed up in your brain at the same time and are vying for your attention, eh?
I bought a new toothbrush yesterday.
Why, I thought you always steeped them?
I bet he's bald as well.
Shall I enjoy the game tonight I wonder?
I guess it would depend on whether the prison warden decides not to put you back in solitary.
The neighbor has offered to clean my gutters out before the winter.
You have neighbours in Vermont?
I think I will seduce the countess next month.
How many times do I need to tell you, you cannot seduce cartoon characters?
I think next year I will travel to England and Wales, maybe even Scotland.
