Oh please! You're just all wound up from those lines of coke you keep snorting.
I will be taking the air conditioner out of the window soon.
You mean you'll be boarding up the window in that box you call your home.
I'm still adjusting to the fall/school schedule.
Yes prison has a habit of being seasonal.
I'm going for a swim.
First time water has touched your body in a decade. Try to stay in a while and use some soap.
I'm enjoying an afternoon snack of trail mix.
You found your dentures then!
I have had a few beers, celebrating our cricket victory.
Your bug won a race? When are you going to celebrate a real sport?
I love soccer.
Now if only you realized that it's miniature golf that you've been watching.
The lady down the road is giving up her hen house.
That's the worst "why did the chicken cross the road" joke I've ever heard.
I'm procrastinating.
Maybe if you put down the crack pipe and stopped watching Springer you'd get something done.
I need to do the laundry.
Two words: Depends Undergarments.
I hate analysing firewalls.
Yes, as a reasonably competent Bus driver, you must find it a little difficult.
I am thinking of going to bed.
Can't decide which corrugated cardboard box to use? Just use the park bench.
I have considered taking up a new hobby.
Well, enjoy it until you need glasses, and then stop.
I shall now make a hot drink.
Put some arsenic in it, will ya? We're tired of hearing you drone on!
Just babysat for a 2-year-old.
Who sat who?
I'm not feeling very well.
That's because you made dinner.
I'm spending the evening with my 11-year-old daughter.
Oh dear, I do hope the trauma isn't too much for her.
It is raining here, and my pussy is all bedraggled.
How many times do I have to tell you not to leave your stuffed toys outside?
I wonder what my life would have been like had I been a doctor.
It would have certainly kept the world poulation down.
I'd like to visit the USA.
Too bad you have no idea how to get doccuments or tickets.
If I were wealthy I'd hire servants to clean my house.
