You want to add even more protusion to that disgusting belly?
I am going to polish my life-size Elvis statue.
You do that every night before bringing it to bed.
My neighbor is going bear hunting next month.
You might want to shave off all that body hair, lest you become a target.
I played two soccer games today and one yesterday.
New Game-boy, eh? Maybe you ought to give it back to your neighbors child though.
I am out of mayonnaise.
No, you are out of brain cells. There is a difference.
I screwed a small gypsy woman earlier today.
Yesterday it was a Barbie doll. Guess you called it a gypsy when you slapped a kerchief on it.
Can you believe what they have on the radio these days?
What, you been listening to the surveillance cams again?
We made a heap a ribs fer supper,
Whose "we"? By that circumference there I'd say you 're referring to yourself in the plural these days, chubby. And for heaven's sake, lay off the ribs and have a piece fruit!
Just had the relatives over for son's birthday cake and ice cream.
Isn't he forty years old now?
Maybe I should ask a psychic to help me find a soulmate.
Yeah, if you want a dead one!
He just turned 7.
I know your sort, stuff kids with cake and icecream to keep them quiet.
It's a beautiful day in Wales, I think I'll go for a long walk.
Are there any short piers you could walk off so we could be rid of you for good?
It's going to be 90 degrees here again today.
Hot days are always hard on fat people like you.
It is going to rain for the first time in 2 weeks here.
You'd better make sure you use waterproof glue for your toupee then.
We've just thrashed the Aussies today!
Really? Oh that's right you haven't taken your anti-delusional medications today.
I am going to buy a nice pair of wool lined gloves this winter.
Winter?! You're thinking of winter?! What, are you growing the sheep for the wool and the cow for the leather?!!
It's finally starting to cool off here a little.
Removed the "fat suit" have you?
I've just upset a Chinaman.
You're not suposed to just poke anyone with that thing. No wonder he's upset!
I just read the daily newspaper.
But you dont fool us. We all know you just stared at page 3 for a bit, and pretended.
I am sending emails to all my friends
You don't have any friends. Stop sending your spam all over the internet!
I have insomnia!Ugh
