Lucky you. Drinking excessively will do that to ya.
Hope I'm not up all night!
By the look of you it"ll take you that long to pull
I cant find the damned TV remote!
Shıft your left buttock - ıt's next to the ham sandwich and on top of last week's exercise sheet.
I'm looking forward to a good 'Adana kebap' tonight ın Caesarea.
And you'll be doing the "tourist trot" all night to the bathroom. Even drinking the water is safer than eating that stuff. But you're too dim to have checked those things out.
I just had a delicious salad.
About time you pulled up the weeds.
Well I am going down to Saratoga Springs next weekend.
Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
Got stomach problems today, ugh!
Being pregnant with the love child of Mike Tyson will do that to you.
There was a street fair on 76th Street today. The DJ on the street outside my apartment was blasting disco music all day!
What, you prefer big band or is it techno pop?! Be thankful you can hear or would you rather I come poke your eardrums out for you?
It isn't Mike Tyson's. I think it's Satan's spawn, either that or Montezuma's revenge!
That would explain the smell.
My cat weighs over twenty pounds. That is a pretty hefty pussycat!
you shouldn't feed him all your leftover spam.
I'm going to listen to some jazz.
Another night at the bar, eh? Who is paying your way this time?
PBS is showing a wonderful program this evening.
Can't afford cable in your little cardboard box home?
I need to get some sleep.
Then maybe you should go to bed? Duuuh?
Le Jazz hot may be what's holdin' my soul together...
I thought it was Elmer's glue.
Soon the birds will be flying south for the winter.
Nothing like stating the obvious! Is there much else that you know?
We're going to the beach today - in September - a rare treat!
Rehabiltitation course no doubt.
Think I will take a shower and go to bed.
Good. We were getting sick of you.
I just planted over a thousand dollars worth of peonies.
Too bad they'll all be dead by weeks end with you as the gardener.
My friend Bill suggested I get my ear pierced.
I've got a drill, I'd do it for free.
I think I'll go to bed and read.
Run out of Viagra again?
I'm going to have a midnight snack.
