Just order something. The family will thank you for it.
My kids are both out with friends. Ah, quiet!
You knocked them out cold? Why didn't you just send them to the park?
I am going to have a busy weekend
So you plan to open 3 tubs of ice cream instead of the usual 2.
I am considering a new computer.
A lot of "clients" for ya, gigolo?!
I wonder where we'll go for dinner.
My guess is you'll head round the corner to the trash dumpster next to the liquor store.
I'm going to knock off early this afternoon.
How do you knock off when you haven't done anything in a year?
I am still considering a new computer.
By the time you make a decision, it will cost more.
I'm reading a very spiritual book at the moment.
Ghost Stories isn't exactly what I'd call a spiritual book.
I have a stomach ache and I haven't even eaten supper yet.
You're conditioned, just like one of Pavlov's dogs--now even the smell of your cooking makes you sick.
My dinner tonight will be great.
Too bad you'll be eating it alone.
I'm going to go out and enjoy the nice weather.
So you've been evicted again, eh?
There seems to be a smell of autumn in the air tonight.
That's not the ONLY smell, you gas bag!
We're going to see the fireworks downtown tonight.
Setting fire to an explosives factory is considered a crime in most parts.
I sure could go for some chocolate ice cream right about now.
So go! Or can't you get up offa your big ol' behind?!
Gotta go bathe the dog.
The dog gets bathed more often than you do.
I forgot to do something important today.
Yeah, it's not the hurricane zone and your house is flooded, you ninny! Go turn off the water!
Dinner was a lovely chicken salad & white wine.
I hope you left at least one glass in the wine box for the morning eyeopener.
I split a cord of fire wood today.
But you'd never split a carafe of booze, would you?
I think I should get a dog.
Yes, ugly lonely people should do that. It makes them less lonely and at least you'll have one friend.
Someone please take this crown of insomnia from me! - The Queen of Insomnia
Perhaps if you laid off the meth.
I'm going to sleep now ... with no trouble at all.
