Still trying to master the ABCs? Pity you produce nothing worth reading.
I think my house needs new windows.
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 06:26 am
I think the windows would make your cardboard box home collapse.
Last night I watched Laurel and Hardy film on DVD.
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devriesj
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 10:22 am
Finally figured out how to work the thing and wanted to watch something from your own time?!
Gotta take the kids for a dental check-up today.
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firefly
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:57 pm
And then you'll reward them with lollypops to rot their teeth even more, you nitwit.
I love the low fat baked potato chips.
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devriesj
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 04:40 pm
Good for you! But eating the whole big bags is not going to help with that diet!
My son had two teeth pulled.
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firefly
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 05:31 pm
You always said that getting him to the dentist was like pulling teeth, but I never thought you would actually yank two out just to get him there. Wanna bet he won't want to marry a girl like mom when he grows up?
I just don't know what to make for dinner.
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Intrepid
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 05:40 pm
If you could cook, we could take that as a serious thought
I played ball with the kids tonight
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Stray Cat
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 05:47 pm
They wanted to play chess, but '"ball" was all you could handle.
I'm on a self-improvement program.
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devriesj
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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 06:10 pm
Realizing that there is SO MUCH to improve do you think you ahould actually attempt such a monumental task?!
I need to sweep the floor of dog hair for the umpteenth time today.
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Intrepid
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 03:05 am
That's what you get for living in a kennel
I actually took a bus yesterday
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Sturgis
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:46 am
It must have been nice to finally leave the penitentiary, but did you have to hot-wire the bus when you took it?
Tomorrow I am having my first banjo lesson.
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Rod3
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 09:21 am
You always were into G strings stretched across skin.
I play the guitar and like Bob Dylan.
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firefly
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 09:40 am
Since those are the only two items on your resume, do you wonder why you can't find a job?
I love listening to classical music.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 09:56 am
What an exciting life you lead.
I'm drinking lots of water today.
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devriesj
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 10:19 am
No matter how much you drink, it won't dilute the alcohol in you or lessen the hangover!
I've had 3 hours of sleep.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 10:24 am
Prowling the streets for fresh meat most of the night, were you?
I really need to focus.
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firefly
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 10:32 am
On what? How to get to the refrigerator for another beer? Forget where the kitchen is again?
I can't tell if my honeydew melon is ripe yet.
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kickycan
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 12:46 pm
Maybe if you bash yourself in the head with it for awhile, an answer will be forthcoming.
I just made a stinkie.
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firefly
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 01:11 pm
You can count that as your accomplishment for the day.
I am roasting a chicken.
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Intrepid
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Fri 9 Sep, 2005 02:09 pm
Most people usually roast people. Do you think that the chicken understands what you are saying to it?
