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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2005 05:21 pm
Figures. Folk singers are for wussies.

After Labor Day weekend, we were all like zombies at work today.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2005 06:58 pm
And this differs from the rest of your work days hanging out at the park in what way?





I miss teaching.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2005 08:33 pm
The children don't miss you.


I just hung some vinyl signage
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2005 08:34 pm
At least you hung something



I just had some chocolate ice-cream
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2005 11:53 pm
Did you eat it with a shovel like last time?


I didn't feel good at work yesterday.
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turtlette
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 02:03 am
Montana how many abortions have you had this week?

Is the KLF in the house?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 05:27 am
No. This web-site is only for top quality folk.




There was a helicopter flying over the area this morning.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:42 am
Too bad it didn't crash into your house and kill your sorry ass.

I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:45 am
That's because you're an out-of-work bum.



I have lots of work to do.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:51 am
That's because you're a bought-and-paid-for stoolie of "the man."

I think I'll go to the park today and take a nap under a tree.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:57 am
After drinking copious amounts of cheap vodka, of course.



I'm going to be very productive in a few minutes.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:59 am
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, you working class whore.

Maybe I'll call a job agency today...naaah, probably not.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 11:27 am
Just gonna keep sitting on your butt & livin' off the government?!

It was my son's birthday yesterday.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 04:21 pm
Did he come to visit you in jail?


I had faggots peas and chips today
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 05:23 pm
Laughing I'm absolutely sure that doesn't mean here what it means there! Shocked
Unless of course you DID eat a gay man's food!? Rolling Eyes

Rod, you just cracked me up!
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turtlette
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 05:29 pm
You have a huge crack...ask anyone! Laughing Cool

I have a smelly crack :-)
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 05:57 pm
It's even worse when you smoke it.

I just ran into the kitchen to make sure some soup wasn't burning -- and I almost tripped over my purse.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 06:18 pm
Is that what you bag ladies are calling them now?

I'm concerned about my old labrador retriever, Luca.
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turtlette
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 07:40 pm
ehBeth wrote: "I'm concerned about my old labrador retriever, Luca."

Your concerned your labrador won'y eat ya?

Don't worry...it's just a phase he's going through...I'm sure. Just leave $50 bucks on the night stand...and call it a day...I hope I yelped.

Our Father wants to know, how you know, why your Lapador, won't eat ya,... free? you should have paid him/...gotten him, ~off... when you had the chance,... perfection! It's not just a silly kid's game...adults lick it too! Very Happy

Sincerely Yours

The Lord Thy God's...Silly Bitch.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2005 11:00 pm
Turtlette, have you gone off your meds again? F*cking crazies...you have to watch 'em like a hawk, or they'll just show up at anytime babbling about whatever inanity pops into their heads. Be gone, moron!

I like to write.
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