I hope it's not as cluttered as your mind.
I need to do some painting today.l
Are you sure you can understand how to use a roller? It might be too technically advanced for you.
I just had a salami sandwich.
And now even more so than before you need a breath mint!
I'm actually getting a lot done!
You mean your honey is getting a lot done from your todo list
I just put the third seat back into my van
Only glasses wearing nerds drive vans.
I don't drive a van.
That doesn't mean we don't still think you're a big nerd!
I have a new dishwasher!
Did you catch their name before chaining them to the floor by the sink?
My garden was really nice this summer.
Too bad it was those fake plastic flowers that only look good from a distance.
I think I'm allergic to fiberglass.
So stop rolling around in the attic.
I'd much sooner take her to bed.
Pity you wouldn't know what to do when you got there.
I'm drinking a Fat Tire.
And developing a big fat spare tire around your middle. You don't just have love handles, you're got an entire set of luggage, portly.
I checked my credit rating yesterday.
Was it in the negative numbers?
I have to go to the store, clean off my patio, and do some laundry.
You mean you plan to shoplift a few cans of baked beans, clean off your fire escape and permanently borrow some of your neighbors clothes.
The end of summer is a joyous occasion.
Yeah. Now we won't have to see you in your bathing suit.
My patio's all cleaned off now. I'm gonna go out there, kick back, and have a glass of lemonade.
Thank goodness it's dark here. No one can see you in all your 'glory' out there.
On a2k 'enjoying' the effects of insomnia once again.
Do you complain about everything?
I haven't slept all night either and now I'm off to work.
You've been on a bender and now you're going to 'work' on your back!
I love that it's still summer-like warm here in September!
It does make sleeping on the streets much easier.
I wish I had taken the whole week off from work.
You should have since they wouldn't have missed you anyhow.
Getting ready to take the kids to the first day back at school (Canada is the day after Labour Day)
Nice, you wont have to hide your daytime drinking now.
Just sittin' around listening to some Bob Dylan tracks.
