I'm so glad to hear you passed grade school - last year! congrats.
Cleaning house is a never-ending drudge.
Don't call me pip! And you forgot to leave a remark I can insult you for!!
My, aren't we feisty. Is it that time of the month?
I got all my errands done today.
Sleep in. Lay around the house in your underwear. Eat ice cream out of the tub and get even fatter than you already are. Yep... sounds like you got it all accomplished.
It's 430... quitting time!
You don't normally set a time, you quit all the time.
I'm on the Rose for a change tonight.
When Rose's husband finds out you won't be a pretty sight. Not that you look good now.
I went to the veterinarian tonight.
Did he give you a clean bill of health, or do you start the flea treatment?
I could be doing something useful right now
I doubt it, you are pretty useless.
I just made some eggs.
Did you actually lay them without breaking them?
I should really clean up this office
Ummm, yeah!
I feel pretty good today.
Have you been practicing the feely thing?
I just changed my web browser
Maybe you should have changed your underwear first ;-)
I'm drinking a glass of white wine.
You are actually supposed to put it into a glass.
Wow, midnight already
Yeah, isn't it way past your bed time.
I'm going to go and play some of my computer games.
Looking at internet porn for six hours a night is no game Montana, it's an addiction. Seek professional help.
I like cake.
That would account for your rotting teeth, ballooning weight, and living knee deep in crumbs.
I'm a fruit and veg man myself.
Yeah, I've heard that about you. You're a fruit who veges about!
I've got a "honey do" list for this week end!
Sure, let honey do all the work while you go blind staring into your computer monitor all weekend
I have a few small chores to do this weekend
I think you should look at the "honey do" list! I bet there's more for YOU to do than the pitiful little chores you plan to do than staring at your computer monitor!
I'm going through things in the attic.
