Just remember that they don't run from Wednesday to Tuesday
We are expecting sunshine tomorrow
Looks like you'll be able to climb out of that box you're living in.
I'm angry today.
If I were you, I'd be angry too. It's no fun being shortchanged in both the beauty and brains departments.
I have a lot of plans for tomorrow.
Is the mud wrestling championship here already?
My nerves are shot!
If I was your nerves, I'd shoot myself too.
I don't have big plans for the weekend.
Why would this weekend be any different?
I am getting hungry.
Don't you ever stop eating? Wherever can you find chairs to hold you up, or are you now living on the floor?
I'm getting very sleepy.
Must be from getting confused as you fly through the various forum
I am still hungry
What else is new?
I think I have PMS.
Post Mammary Syndrome?
I break me up
That explains why you're falling apart.
I can't hold my eyes open.
Hard to type and hold your eyes open at the same time.
It's almost Friday
Yeah, I think we all knew that.
I go back to work next week.
You must look really cute in your orange coveralls on the chain gang
I need to find a job
You actually have to look for one to get one ;-)
A beetle just fell on my arm.
Part of the joy of living without a roof over your head.
I have a long list of things to do today.
If you don't get out of bed it's going to get longer by the minute.
I've just been trimming my hedge.
Its about time... your wife has been complaining about your hairy bush for some time now.
I am wearing a yellow shirt today.
Matches your belly.
I play my alumni soccer game tonight.
Do you expect to fit into your alumni shorts and jersey?
I checked the mortor on all of the bricks on my house this morning
