Is your drug dealer returning from his summer vacation tomorrow--just in time to take your welfare check off your hands?
I feel very sluggish.
You look and act like a slug...
Kickycan's the father of my illegitimate kids...
Not the first time Kicky got confused over what pussy really was.
I gotta get some sleep.
It's always difficult with six in a bed.
September, it'll soon be Christmas.
Stop listening to the voices, Christmas is months away.
I'm going to try to get to my office early today.
Just follow the cookie crumbs back to the sofa from your bedroom.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
24 hours of looking at porn isn't enough???
There is a smile on my face and a spring in my step today.
Of course there's a spring in your step it was installed by your wife to get you to the curb where all the trash belongs.
I wore a new pair of shoes today.
Ew! They may be new to you, but give them back to their rightful owner!
I finally feel like life is slowing down a little.
Coming down from that acid trip already?
Saturday I plan to attend a costume party.
I bet if you 'come as you are', it'll be the best costume there!
I have lots planned to do this week end.
Don't stop at the planning, try to actually do something this time.
I am going grocery shopping tomorrow.
Oh, another trip to the town dump.
I have to cool down my temper today.
Are you kidding? It took you long enough to say what you thought.
I am on my way to the political forum
That's a band of angry neighbors screaming because they want your unsightly house condemned.
I made a great Thai dish tonight.
Are you going to make the cup and saucer tomorrow?
The crickets outside are driving me to distraction
There are no crickets, you have tinnitus, you jerk. Better go see a doctor.
Looking at the news is very depressing.
You could look in the mirror instead, but then you would really be depressed.
I am sitting here in the dark with no light but the glow of my computer monitor
You look better in the dark.
I love long weekends.
