why wait until saturday to kill yourself? life's not gonna get any better for you by saturday...
my ear hurts.
Perhaps if you got off the phone for half a second it would relieve the pressure.
I may forgo dinner this evening.
Have they collected the trash early this week?
I've got a plumber coming tomorrow.
For your problem a plumber ain't-a-gonna do it.
I am sending a donation to the the library.
Just pay the fine weevil.
The chopper needs cleaning.
Everything you own needs cleaning.
I'm watching coverage of the hurricane damage.
Looking at all that debris must make you feel right at home. Your front lawn always looks like that.
I just went on a cookie binge.
Out of liquor?
I went shopping this evening
That must've thrilled them at CVS.
I have a good book I'm going to start reading tonight.
Find a Dr. Seuss you haven't attempted yet?!
I'm going to try to get some sleep.
Anything to avoid working, as usual.
I just finished making up my shopping list.
Did you remember to add deodorant this time?
I just finished lunch
I would never eat a hooker.
I had steak and pasta.
Meals on wheels are getting better.
I've just had a beef sandwich.
Do you normally make a sandwich from an entire side of beef?
I am really looking forward to a long weekend.
Whose end is going to be weak?
End of the visitors season, peace at last.
Glad you enjoy being put in solitary confinement.
I'm out of diet soda.
Drinking a case at a time is not the way to lose weight
I am getting together with about 100 close friends tonight
Sleeping in the shelter again?
I can't believe that September is here already.
What time zone are you in? It is still August here as far as I can tell.
Tomorrow is going to be a nice day
