There are no pictures on your radio.
I miss the days of Abbie Hoffman.
You could always go outside and burn your "I Went To Disney World" flag -- you rebel, you!!
There is little that surprises me anymore.
Because all those drugs have dulled your senses.
I'm afraid gas prices are going up.
You don't need to worry. You can always syphon some of that free gas that comes outta your butt!
I'm going to knit a scarf.
Make sure it's ugly, so it matches all your other clothing.
I'm sick of everyone around here being so damned insulting to each other.
The first two words of that last sentence describe you to a T.
I have a job interview on Friday.
Don't worry... McDonald's hires anybody.
My allergies are acting up today.
(ps. Good luck cjhsa... not that you need it)
Sorry to hear you're allergic to work, guess you'll stay broke.
I need to make a dental appointment.
Why... all of your teeth fell out years ago you unhygienic freak.
It was sunny when I went to work, now it is cloudy.
You had better book the entire day
I am taking the gazebo down in preparation for the coming storm
It's a few pieces of scrapwood, why not use your usual method and let the storm take it to the neighbors yard...then it's their responsibility.
Some of my roof shingles are coming loose.
You should have used roofing nails rather than crazy glue
My dog needs a bath
I heard you needed one as well.
I took my cat to the vet yesterday.
I bet the vet was suprised when Montana hacked up a hairball.
Our kitten is crazy.
You have fleas and didn't want the cat to get them?
My cat is 16 years old
Your cat is older than you?
I need a globe for my office.
You need a brain for your head.
My eye sight is getting worse.
Yeah, heaven forbid you can't see the 50 inch screen of your neighbors television over in the next trailer. Newsflash, it's not your eyesight they put a sheet up in the window.
This afternoon I am going into town to get some ice cream.
Do you really think you should be eating ice cream tubby?
I am alone in my fight for porn stars.
Stop fighting them, they made clear thyey don't want you stalking them
Someday I will see my name in the papers.
