I guess you'll be busy rigging the games so nobody wins.
Rainy days make me feel romantic
Too bad that you live in Arizona
I saw Dr. Hook at the Peach Festival today
Was he still alive?
Time again to face another dreaded Monday.
You're still driving the trash truck, huh?
I'm starting the work week tonight.
Stop wasting time, you were supposed to start 3 hours ago!
I love A2K
Can't get a man huh?
I should be doing something useful
Try popping all those pimples on your ass.
I'm watching Night Court.
Is that what you meant by starting work tonight?
I am sitting here barefoot
And wearing a nightie.
I'm getting pointers from Dan Fielding.
(What a set up!)
Are you trying to pick up women while wearing poorly tailored suits?
I don't like reality TV
Yeah, your reality is bad enough.
I'm knitting some slippers.
Try watching paint dry it's more interesting.
I've just ordered the latest Bob Dylan CD.
You just can't let go of the 60's can you? Don't you think it's time to ditch the tie-dyed shirts and love beads, you geriatric hippie?
I am making a colorful pasta salad.
Firefly, stop peeing in the pasta.
I'm making burgers for dinner.
At least you know your place is in the kitchen.
I want a new job.
Whatsa matter, urinal inspector isn't good enough for ya?
I'm sick of post nasal drip.
Can't you appreciate art yet?
I use Charmin toilet paper.
..to wrap all your Christmas gifts...
I just got PM privileges!!!
Don't use them at me.
I need to iron my trousers so that they will cut through the wind tomorrow.
That will be a change since the wind is usually cutting through your pants
I was watching the hurricane on the news
