Still working on getting lung cancer? That's about all you do work at.
I'm making chili for dinner.
Oh, your neighbors garbage is improving.
I plan to turn in early tonight.
It's one way to make newspapers palatable.
I have to be up before 11 tomorrow.
Sheriff showing up to evict you?
My chili really smells good.
That's the septic tank overflow.
Soon I will have to bring the plants in for the winter.
Mind you don't sit on the cactus.
I'm not sure I should keep this type of company.
I'm sure you'd prefer the sort that might hang out in pubs every night of the week.
I still need to mow the yard.
You could use the exercise that's for sure.
I will be trimming my nose hairs in the a.m.
Not too early ... wouldn't want to wake the neighbors to the sound of your chain saw.
Might wait until tomorrow.
Going for a Guinness world book record are you? "Worlds Most Unkempt Lawn"
I bought a new pair of shoes last week.
Tired of stuffing cardboard in your old ones?
I'm going to go get a Frosty.
Leave your wife alone. She's tired.
I'm glad I don't live in Florida. Those hurricanes look scary.
Only wussies are scared of hurricanes.
I should be sleeping right now.
I would think so after all you've drank.
I'm just having a glass of orange.
How can you drink that rusty water? Don't you think it's time you called a plumber, bozo?
I fell asleep on a good movie last night.
Whats a good movie to you? Lassie?
Grouse season around the corner, excellent!
A grouch shooting some grouse...that should be interesting.
I like to watch the Weather Channel
And why not? It's nearly as exciting as you.
I think lasagne is the best.
The best what? Looking at your shirt it must be the best cleaner you use.
My brother called to say he is coming east in October.
Another one of your family kicked out of town.
Carnival Day tomorrow.
