Did you collect disability pay after the lobster attack?
I'm a bit queasy today.
Maybe you should stay away from that mirror.
I just came in from outside.
I was wondering what stunk outside today. Now it stinks in here too.
Gotta work late tonight.
Not sewn your quota of mail bags today?
Tv and a glass of red for me tonight.
This is different from usual how?! Stupid Friday night tv again? Too bad no one/thing to keep you company but your wine!
I'm headed up north (northern lower peninsula Michigan) for the week end with the fam for a mini vacation!
Sure that is a vacation - stuffing your family in the old banger and driving them to the ends of the earth? Sounds like driving them round the bend.
I am starting three weeks' holiday tomorrow.
Out on parole hey?
I think I'll have another glass of red.
Trying to get your date drunk, are ya?
I have a wedding to go to this weekend.
Saw a wedding notice in the paper and decided to crash the reception for a free meal?
I just had a Starbucks frappuccino ice cream bar.
Oh, I thought you'd just bought another shirt at Goodwill.
My lunch was just so-so.
Maybe you should stop eating from the local dumpsters then.
It's beautiful outside.
Well, at least we know you haven't mistaken a mirror for a window.
I mixed too many poisons last night.
Who you trying to kill now?
I downloaded a game I'm going to go play now.
Look everyone, Montana is hitting her computer like a pinata!
I'm going home.
Your poor wife and kids.
I'm going outside for some fresh air.
Even you can't take the stench in your house.
I just had some delicious baked cod.
Why didn't you eat it instead of dishing it out to us.
By heck-the pub was hilarious tonight.
Yes they were laughing at your outfit.
There's a sale on garden supplies this weekend.
You must stop eating bulbs I know they look like onions but .....
Time for bed.
Hope you find a good park bench tonight.
I have been considering taking up skiing.
