Good luck finding a vegetarian willing to jump in your food processor.
I ate vegan once. She was kind of scrawny and pasty though.
Perhaps if you stopped eating cutout pictures from fashion magazines the taste would be better.
Next week I am to see my doctor for my annual health checkup.
Thanks to your debauchery and gluttony, it should be called your annual poor health checkup. I hope you don't crash through one of the waiting room chairs like you did last year.
I'm not in the mood to cook dinner.
Just roll it up in a tortilla and call it mexican sushi.
My cough is back - time to kick out the cat.
I thought your sort ate cats.
Think I will pleasure the barmaid.
Her greatest pleasure is seeing you leave, or, better yet, having you not show up at all.
I need a new recipe for chicken cutlets.
She doesn't really enjoy having to bring you the barf bucket.
This thread is really affecting A2K'ers elsewhere.
It affected her a long time since.
She could be pregnant I suppose.
Are you the father?
Friday is almost here!
How would you know? Do you let your roommate take over after you use the "I can't get it up" excuse?
I'm going out for dinner tonight.
Yes it is, bye then, did it come around fast on death row?
Wonder if I can get a seat?
I doubt it. But I'm sure there is a long line of people willing to pull the chair out from under you.
I am having a very upsetting evening.
Did you finally come to the realization that no matter how many surgeries you have, there will be no fixing that ugly mug you call a face?
I think I'm getting carpal tunnel... my wrist hurts.
Even though the old wive's tale says you'll get hairy palms, as you found out there are other downsides to your hobby.
It's raining here again.
When did you move to England?
It is sunny here again.
When did you move to Arizona?
I have a lot of work to do.
Don't forget to stock the toilet paper and clean up the pee on the seats this time.
I'm listening to Led Zeppelin right now.
I see you have good taste in music, but you're in church, you fool.
I have to do some yard work today.
Watch you don't get caught stealing those clothes off of the clothelines.
I just finsihed cutting the grass
I didn't know you smoked grass.
Back to work next week.
