Stealing from customers dining at outdoor tables is just plain wrong.
I am planning a trip to California in October.
Can't you get an earlier flight?
I am not going to California
Still haven't gotten the parole board approval eh?
My neighbor brought me a delicious date nut bread.
That's not a date and nut bread, it's a brick she threw through your front window.
The South Beach Diet snack bars are delicious.
You should know since you ate 14 of them
A nice hot tea would be nice about now
Whats wrong have you lost the recipe?
It's very wet in Wales today.
You think that's wet? Try Devon!
I've got a headache from the low pressure.
Got your head stuck in the cookie jar again?
I have to do some faxing now.
You spelled fixing wrong, that's bad for a racketeer.
I'm just having a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.
When are you going to learn it's called a COOKIE!
I've been to England.
The British are so relieved that you left.
Anybody for a round of golf this afternoon?
On the 18th, if you sink it in the fat clown's nose, you win a round of burgers with Michael Moore.
I've been fishing.
And even the fish managed to outsmart you, pea brain.
My office just called me.
Fired again, huh?
I'm going to eat lunch at Micky D's with my boys today.
Good for you! Teaching them how to avoid a healthy lifestyle and proper nutrition at an early age will help them to become true chips off the old blockhead.
I think I'll skip lunch today.
You need to skip lunch every day, fattie.
They always drink milk and eat apple slices
I suppose this offends you since they aren't getting their meals from the trash the way you do.
It occurred to me earlier that I haven't received the newspaper today.
It occurred to the paper boy that you've never paid for it.
Life can be a ball.
Yeah, for you that's a ball you pilfered from the store.
I am making a bird house for my feathered friends.
Too bad they're the only friends you have.
Kids had their first day of school today.
