How come the shepherd didn't notice your taking it? You're noticeable enough.
Tuna salad for dinner, I'm slenderising.
Saving room for your vats of ice cream, eh?
My dentist says my teeth are very healthy.
Healthy as in only 6 are rotted this time?
I am going to make spaghetti tonight.
Another gourmet meal at Chez Dea, huh?
I've been drinking a lot of water lately.
I had heard there was an effort to clean your towns sewers, good work!
A friend of mine has invited me to join him at the New York State fair.
Didn't realise they still had freak shows.
I've just eaten some tiger nuts for the first time.
Considering how you stuff everything else into your mouth this surprises me....what took you so long?
I was wondering if I should change careers.
How about from bum to hobo?
I haven't been out to regular work since 1973.
You haven't bathed since then either.
I am looking forward to winter.
You smell less in the cold weather.
I am enjoying the warm August weather.
That's because there are more people passing your park bench this time of year, hence more coins tossed in your cup.
This winter I will be testing the new waffle iron out.
You should look a sight better in it than in your old toaster.
I'm listening to the 1 o'clock news.
Trying to find out what day it is are you?
Just about to start ironing.
Remember to take your pants off first this time.
i have a headache today.
You know mixing your drinks with heroin does this to you.
Handel's 'Julius Caesar' is on the radio.
And the whole bloody neighborhood can hear it too! Turn up your hearing and and turn down the stereo before you get into trouble for disturbing the peace!
More kids' back-to-school shopping for me today!
Isn't it fun getting yourself those cute pencil boxes and lunch boxes with cartoon characters on them - pity you don't give them to the kids.
I am msn-ing my oldest friend.
She's 103 and she still looks younger than you.
I'm going to have a BLT sandwich for dinner tonight.
They're serving wholesome food in the penitentiary
nowdays.
I'm enjoying a glass of red wine.
Ah, one of those balonga and lettuce on toast deals
I had a BBQ tonight
