Too bad you can't hear the sound through your neighbors window.
My phone bill arrived this afternoon.
Needed two men to carry it, did it?
I pay my bills by direct debit.
That's because you're such a deadbeat that the collection agencies have attached your salary and you have no choice.
I wish I could sleep later in the morning.
The tranny you share your bed with wakes up early does it?
I went to a car boot sale this moring.
I don't know why you don't since you live on the government handouts.
I saw an amusing advertisement the other day.
Time you used spellcheck, Pentacle Queen.
And Sturgis, how empty is your life if that's the only amusement you have?
I've just had a really nice pub lunch with some great people.
Some strangers gave you their doggy bags from the pub because you looked so pathetic hovering outside the door trying to bum some spare change.
I hope it rains today.
Typical, wet blanketing other people's fun.
I shall go and read in the garden.
Are you up to the simple words yet, or are you still working on the picture books?
I've got to take a break from the computer.
Let the poor thing have a rest from your ceaseless pounding.
I must take all my books down from the shelves.
You shouldn't make such a production of removing two little books.
Why don't you clear all the other worthless junk off of those shelves?
I think my air conditioner just stopped working.
'As your 'air gone all frizzy and 'orrible then?
I have finally finished the white Belgian chocolates.
Christ! Cider and chocs, no wonder your fat.
I had an excellent work out today.
Christ! Cider and chocs, no wonder your fat.
I had an excellent work out today.
Doing a double post isn't working out.
I'm an optimist.
Sure, you lying pessimist.
I've stopped drinking coffee, cold turkey... been 5 days now.
Too bad you can't stop drinking Wild Turkey
There's a song that keeps running through my head.
Glad something's in there to keep the lone brain cell company.
I'm emptying my study prior to redecorating.
Just toting out the empty beer bottles should take you a week.
I can't stop sneezing.
I'm not surprised knowing the stuff you cram up you nose.
Mmm shepherd's pie for dinner.
