So, the rabbit cage is finally mucked out.
My son is off to a wedding this afternoon.
Your son is off to jail this afternoon, thanks to you. You told him that stealing is fine as long as you keep your wits about you, but the two of you combined don't have the brain power of a full fledged half wit.
I need to buy some new lamps.
They won't help you to see how dim you are.
I have misplaced my digital camera.
If it has photos of you on it then i can only see that as a good thing.
I am drinking rum and orange.
The way you drink, you should just put it in an IV bag and stick it directly into a vein.
Someone just sent me a present.
Exploding parcel from a neighbourhood terrorist?
I am fed up with the Crazy Frog song still being on this page.
I know you are, looking at pictures of that pudgy green critter is just like looking in the mirror isnt it?
I am watching james bond.
Hope for his sake he isn't watching you - a Dr No No No.
I just had some salami and salad.
Wow the soup kitchen is serving classier food now.
Tomorrow the church is having a free choir concert, it should be fun.
Yeah, as long as you're not in the choir.
We just had a BBQ.
Is that what your family calls it when you burn all the food?
I just had some champagne grapes.
Another brick through the liquor store window , eh?
The power company says they will be increasing costs soon.
They've already turned off your electricity, so what difference does it make to you?
I'm going to try a frozen stir-fry dinner tonight.
Can't cook, eh.
I think I'll take a nap.
You must really be exhausted after a hard day of watching television.
I just found a bill I need to pay.
Oh, I'm so proud that you decided to start paying bills.
It's about to rain.
Must be rough living in that park.
I am trying to decide between blue trousers or dark gray.
I didn't know that shoplifters gave things that much thought.
I'm sad that summer is almost over.
Yeah, not to many half empty beer cans in the park trash cans in winter.
My nephew sent me a book, I am really enjoying it.
If you can read it it must be a picture book.
I'm watching Goldfinger.
