Yeah, if there are no Jerry Springer reruns, there is nothing for you to watch!
I bought the 9/11 book. I think that I will read it tonight!
I'm sure for you that is preferable to sex.
Got a haircut.
Can I have the hedge-trimmer back?
I don't watch soaps.
Apparently you don't bathe with any either.
I love HDNet.
What the fox that?
Craven's robot is self-contradicting.
(go to
http://www.hd.net )
Craven's robot won't allow itself in the same room with you.
My stomach's upset.
Thank god you live thousands of miles away.
I have a new red carpet on my stairs.
What did you do, kill the dog?
I made applesauce yesterday.
Is that why you have a stomach upset today?
My car is nicer than yours.
Your eyes must be going because you're pointing to your big wheel.
Mom has some beautiful flowers.
What, did you kill her too? Everything's dying in this thread!
I'm leaving work early today.
Yes, we know how much you like the unemployment line.
BLT for supper tonight.
I didn't know they fed you so well in the joint.
I'm bored.
I can understand that. You're so very boring to us, so it's only natural that you'd bore yourself as well.
I'm watching a humming bird as we speak.
Gee, that sounds exciting...
I have a pet cockatiel (this should be good).
I never met a man who had a cock with a tail.
Don't know what to do tonight.
(I know, that was pretty rude, lol)
I'm sorry you've never found any tail. Maybe you should go out tonight and look for some.
I'm having tandoori chicken for dinner.
Note: This thread dropped off of A2K for a moment, right after I had trouble posting, double posted, and deleted the second post. Saw some note about the thread being moved to a "restricted area", then it came back a few minutes later. Weird.
