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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Mon 2 Aug, 2004 05:01 pm
Hahaha!!!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 3 Aug, 2004 09:52 am
Only Montana would laugh at a funeral.

My burps taste like fish oil.
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fortune
 
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Reply Tue 3 Aug, 2004 12:54 pm
And can you balance a ball on your nose too?

I'm up late tonight
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 3 Aug, 2004 01:53 pm
Most crazy people lurk at night. you will be in your element.


My dr says...its just a rash.

( hahahha)
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 3 Aug, 2004 02:29 pm
It looks more like someone poured toxic waste on your head.

I just got back from the gym.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 3 Aug, 2004 03:50 pm
Have fun watching all those fit men work out?






I am looking for some lovely girls to marry my handsome sons.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:27 am
I doubt you will find women desperate enough to marry men who look like you.

I have a back ache.
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fortune
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 09:12 am
Yes, I suppose carrying your home around on your back would be a little tiresome, not to mention trying not get stepped on all the time...

I need a haircut.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 09:32 am
Trust me, you look better with it covering your face.

I think I'll make spaghetti for dinner.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 10:11 am
You'll have trouble boiling the water.

My computer is flaky.
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PDiddie
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 10:13 am
Stop flicking your boogers on it.

I think I'll play golf this afternoon.
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fortune
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 10:18 am
Awww, isn't he cewt! He's twying tew pway like da big boys!

I'm feeling peckish.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 12:37 pm
fortune wrote:
Awww, isn't he cewt! He's twying tew pway like da big boys!

I'm feeling peckish.


That's just your pecker, Jessica. Scratch it and it will stop (maybe).

I changed my mind about golf and decided to (try to) get some work done, yet here I am on A2K posting insults.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 02:38 pm
I'm sure your golfing buddies are thrilled.

There was a beautiful girl at the gym today.
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fortune
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:12 pm
Really? How long before she had her body guards remove you?

I think I am a fair to tolerable cook.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:15 pm
And you've almost got the "Would you like fries with that?" line down too.

I need new glasses.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:28 pm
That might help you to see better, but it won't stop your revolting drooling.

I think I deserve a raise.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:31 pm
A raise? I think that the company would find it more valuable if they bronzed you, and used you as a door stop!

I want to go back to NY again!
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:40 pm
I don't think they want you there anymore after that stunt you pulled the last time you were there.

I just got back from taking my kitten to the vet.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Aug, 2004 03:42 pm
Did the vet know which one of you needed treatment???

I really have to get off this darn computer and read my book!
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