You're just a one-topic whinger.
I had an hour-long chat on the phone with my friend Jill.
Does that mean you've been stopped from having visitors again? I've warned you about hitting the warders.
A night in front of the TV for me.
Got your pornos all lined up ready to go, huh?
I stopped drinking coffee yesterday.
Did you lose the recipe?
I look cute in my new pink t-shirt.
Try looking in the mirror you could be mistaken for a piglet.
I have to paint the outside of my bungalow tomorrow.
Your city will probably tear it down if you don't.
It's time to eat dinner.
Do you wear anything special when you go out dumpster diving?
I want to get to bed early tonight.
Looking forward to some "alone" time?
I'm watching Battle of the Network Reality Stars.
Isn't that a little too high brow for you? Can't get the cartoon channel any more?
I never watch reality shows.
Perhaps you need help learning how to plug the electric cord in, the television might work then.
I am having a yard sale this weekend.
So you put your whole inventory -- a lousy set of bookshelves -- out on the lawn -- and you expect people to come around -- and appreciate that!!
I'm a passionate person -- but people don't realize it.
Yeah, prostitutes can be passionate people too.
I don't know what to say.
You don't have to say anything Missy
I sometimes have too much to say
Yeah, I've noticed.
I bet I can think of something to say if I think long enough.
You will be too old to type by then
I just finished a nice cup of hot tea
Wish I coulda finished it...by pouring it in your lap.
I've had fun being a brat around here tonight.
Yeah, well you're fat.
I have a stirring in my pants.
You're subject to a lot of farting activity. Learn it, live it, love it.
I need a real man to be with. Do you know any?
I know plenty of them, but none of them would want to know you.
I keep waking up too early.
That's what happens when the alcohol wears off.
The soles of my shoes have nice treads.
