Lifting the spoon from the ice cream vat isn't really exercise.
My friend is moving to Nebraska.
Finally got fed up with you, eh?
I'm going to make a boiled dinner tomorrow?
How nice you finally caught the mouse.
There is a wonderful documentary film about coal mining on Public Television this evening.
Looking for a new job, are we?
I don't watch much tv.
Still haven't figured how to plug it into the street lamp eh?
Yesterday I received photos of my nephew and his new wife, he's a minister.
You can use all the prayers you can get.
People think I'm funny.
Funny ugh.
What a day I've had.
Was it split pea soup day at the shelter?
I wish somebody'd think up something fun for me to do.
Have you tried playing with the traffic?
I'm an ornithologist.
Well, get out of here!!! We run a respectable forum, I'll have you know!!!
The new lipstick I bought is supposed to make your lips look plumper.
Yeah, but don't you have to at least have lips to begin with?
There's a hummingbird at my window.
Oh how nice you kept that piece of glass you found at the dump while searching for dinner critters.
There seems to be a commotion outside.
That's because there's a SWAT team surrounding your house. You'd best surrender quietly.
My house needs painting.
Well don't just sit there, get off your butt and do it.
We're having Carnival Week in Totnes.
Are you part of the side show freak attractions?
I think I need to see a doctor.
I don't know if a doctor would help. You already look like you spent too much time at the embalmers'!
My car needs gas.
Sorry, you don't have enough money. Looks like you'll be walking from now on!
An ice cream sandwich sounds good right now.
Really good for putting on 3 inches all round and making sure you get absolutely no nutrition whatsoever.
I've been reading an Ursula le Guin book in the garden.
Pity you have to skip over most of the words because you can't understand them. I guess it only took you about 10 minutes to "read" the entire book.
I love playing with my dog.
Do the animal control /humane society people know what you're doing, you perv?!
I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger!
