Why? Did you look in the mirror again?
I barely ate at all today.
Its always difficult when you're in a straitjacket.
It's a lovely day I think I'll spend some time in the garden.
Anorexia is nothing to boast about. You need help.
I shall make scrambled eggs for breakfast.
scrambled eggs. scrambled mind.....
am eating niknaks.
sounds disgusting, is that an african delicacy or just gunge from under your nails?
I am msn-ing a friend in France.
its chips.....But then again being at the centre of the univers does make you close minded.
Waiting for coffee to cool enough to drink it.
Oh, are your lips still inflamed from the last cup?
I'm getting ready to go run some errands.
lol. As if anybody's gonna believe you "ran" anywhere, tubby.
My softball team plays for the championship tonight.
Only sissies play "softball".
I wish my doctor would call me back.
He knows if he does he might have to examine you. He may never call.
Did I mention my soccer team won the championship on Sunday?
That's because they made you sit out that game.
I like to collect little boxes.
Yeah, they're a great place to hide your drugs.
Just got back from buying a cloths dryer.
Of course you still have no electricity in that ditch you call home.
My tax refund was bigger than I had expected.
Been lying again have you then?
I would welcome a refund, how do you arrange that?
Oh, so you got back $2 instead of $1. Way to go.
I have a runny nose.
Perhaps if you swept the dust off your cardboard floor it wouldn't be so bad.
I love violin music.
Well your obviously a fiddler.
Why do I see a blue sky?
Ahhh, maybe because the sky is blue, duh!
I need to water my plants.
The state frowns upon growing weed.
My head is pounding again!
Well, stop smashing it against the wall, you twit!
I have to go do my exercises.
