Did you think telling us that will improve our opinion of you?
I love red potatoes.
You like to brag, don't you?
Don't know what I'll eat tonight, yet.
Ah, but they despise you.
There's also a wonderful children's museum in the former Union train station.
Got your kids stuffed there, did you?
I have to get a ferry ticket for France.
So, you found a country that will actually let you in?
It's chilly today.
Strutting around in a bikini is just exhibitionism on a cold day.
I'm going shopping now.
Let me know if they have anything new at the sex shop.
The sun is finally coming out.
Of your backside, again?
It's getting dark here.
That'll happen when you close your eyes, silly sot!
I'm going out for the evening.
You headed to the strip club again?
My lungs hurt.
Stop Smoking!!!
Off to do a little laundry.
Is it that time of year again?
I'm lazy today.
Just today? That's not what I heard, ya bum. You need to get up off that fanny and clean up that rat's nest you call a home!
Going out for supper.
It's about time your family got a decent meal.
Sometimes men follow me.
Maybe you should put some cloths on when you go outside.
There's a few attractive men at my work.
<I'll feel left out if you don't insult me, Stray Cat>
Too bad there's not any attractive women for them to look at.
(There you go, Montana! But I felt bad doing it!)
I saw Alan Alda buying pizza the other day.
(That's my girl ;-) )
Did he throw up after seeing you?
I'm not very hungry lately.
That's good, you need to lose weight. Your flab flaps around so much you create a breeze when you walk.
I'm not getting enough sleep.
Yeah, I figured. Those bags under your eyes are looking pretty nasty.
I've been sleeping pretty good lately.
You're good at things that don't require any mental ability.
My stomach feels queasy.
