Maybe you could stay lost this time
Gonna cut the lawn now
Happy grazing and try not to choke on the weeds this time...oh wait that's your entire "lawn"!
Later on I am going to the store to buy some new trousers.
The "big and tall" men's store doesn't have sizes that big! Don't bother.
I'm looking for a lost receipt!
They give receipts from the trash bins?
Last night I read a history book, it was quite exciting.
Did you actually read it, or just look at the pictures?
It is a beautiful sunny day
That should show up your dust and cobwebs a treat.
I got up too early today.
Well it is one way for you to get the newspaper off your neighbors lawn, now if you could only learn to read it.
My nephew said I should get my eyebrows waxed.
...as well as your back!
Gotta go help mom pack the dishes.
It's nice of you to help her move away from you as quickly as possible, I guess she didn't like the stench of the medical waste refinery which you so enjoy.
My dog seems to be feeling sad.
Well, what do you expect? He/she has to put up with you.
We might not work this week.
You've been saying that every day for the last 47 years.
I just ate a cookie
Your new name for flattened roadkill?
I prefer to grind my own coffee.
I heard that wasn't the only thing you like to grind.
Will I ever get over this cold?
Not if you keep eating out of trash bins.
It's been raining here all weekend.
You'll get well just as soon as you stop wiping other peoples' noses for them.
Cincinnati has been a very fun and interesting city to visit for the past few days.
Did you get a weekend pass again?
I have a new umbrella.
You mean the electric company tarp you live under ?
My spinach salad last night was delicious.
T: Stop opening it indoors.
S: Yes, we can all smell how much you enjoyed it.
The Underground Railroad Museum was particularly good.
Too bad you couldn't read the display cards.
My neighbor is putting up a new gazebo.
In England we call the people that like things like that 'anoraks'.
I'm cooking chicken casserole with organic free-range chicken.
