Well, the judge who sentenced him doesn't agree with you, you twit.
I can't find a bill I need to pay.
Yeah, you really need to pay that porn site bill.
I'll be mowing the lawn today.
Get out the sickle!
I also have a pool party.
Is that the one where you all get drunk while they clean your septic tank?
Nice day for the beach.
You should find some good pickings from the wreckage.
I'm going to have the leftover lasagne for lunch.
Ummm.... Isn't that the lasagna you made a few weeks ago?
Today should improve my tan.
Unfortunately, nothing will improve your mind.
It is too hot to stay outside.
Then, why don't you try taking that winter jacket off, duh!
I have to go do my exercise.
yes, I understnd the Kegel exercises are good for the pubococcygeus muscle, must stay fit.
Ul will be visting us today from Vienna, she and hubby want to go out for BBQ.
Can't stand your cooking?
I would like to visit Dys and Diane sometime.
That's why they're not giving you their address.
I am a quick learner.
You should have learnt to keep clear of this thread by now then.
I'm going to watch my son and his girlfriend going for a hot-air balloon ride tomorrow morning.
Are you going to supply the hot air?
I bought a new lipstick at Sephora's yesterday.
You threw your money away if you think it will make you look any better.
I'm not sure what to make for dinner.
Just close your eyes, reach into the freezer, and pull out one of the many Swanson frozen dinners you have in there.
I'm going to start a journal and I think I'll post it on the internet so others can share in my life story.
You are a glutton for punishment!
I had a nap today.
Wow, do you have an exciting life! Don't overstimulate yourself.
I'm about to jump into the shower.
Are you going to try that swan dive again?
Time for breakfast
There goes several dozen eggs, several pounds of bacon, and several loaves of bread. Do you know that your cardiologist refers to you as "my retirement fund"?
I eat a high protein breakfast.
Nibbling on your thumbnails isn't breakfast.
Well, I'm going for a walk now.
