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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 02:19 pm
Wait 'til they find out all the good stuff never made it onto the truck.

My car feels like an oven when I get into it.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 03:51 pm
That IS the oven. Your car exploded last week.


This is the only thread that I don't get insulted by spendius.
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barefootTia
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 03:56 pm
Why? Do you want to be insulted?


Hubby is cooking tonight.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 03:59 pm
Are you doing him on a spit with an apple in his mouth?


I can hear football on the TV in the other room.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 04:54 pm
Yeah, and the microwave is singing to you, ya nutter!

I got a lot of little odd jobs done today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 05:21 pm
Everything you do is odd.

I received some interesting mail today.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 05:23 pm
"You may already be a winner..." is sent to every Tom, Dick & Harry!

Must tend to sick hubby.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 08:24 pm
You did the cooking again, huh.


We are baby sitting a one month old tonight
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2005 11:50 pm
Great. Somebody who can relate to you on your own level.

It was so hot and humid today!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 12:10 am
Yeah, I can tell by how badly you STINK!

I'm going to miss this city when I move.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 12:13 am
I guarantee it won't miss you.


I like where I live.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 12:28 am
Well, aren't you and all your fellow cardboard box-dwellers lucky.

I have webbed feet.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 03:42 am
Well, isn't that ducky for you. Those feathers must make your underwear itch like hell, which explains your rotten disposition.

I need to buy a new vacuum cleaner.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 04:09 am
Why, as your broomstick worn out?


I'm tasking it easy today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 04:41 am
Quote:
I'm tasking it easy today


Judging by your spelling, you're not taking it easy on the booze. Started before breakfast again?

I really must get organized today.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 06:39 am
wats rong with mi speling?

Why are you due to be let out on parole?

I'm counting my money.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 07:07 am
You have to set aside time to count three coins?

I love reading the Sunday paper.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 07:11 am
Yeah, after waiting all week, you finally get the big cartoon page.


I wish I could shake this cold.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 07:24 am
Stop shaking, for one thing! Take care of it like a normal person and stop whining!

I have a birthdy party to go to today.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2005 07:28 am
We are just learning to spell B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y - so it's for a fellow 6 year old.

I don't think kickycan should leave New York.
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