Too bad you forgot to add the cheese.
I need to put gas in my car.
Might as well, you have been dispensing it everywhere else today.
Almost time for breakfast
Don't worry, they won't run out of Egg McMuffins.
I'm going to a Broadway musical tomorrow.
I didn't know they let monkeys into Broadway shows.
I'm going to a barbecue in Staten Island tomorrow.
Have a nice swim.
I'm going to barbecue at home tomorrow
The fire department is already on alert.
I skipped dinner tonight.
And three fast food chains went out of business. The way you eat, when you skip a meal it has a major impact on the economy.
I like chocolate chip ice cream
I know, you finish off a gallon at a time.
I have an ice cream maker, but I never use it.
Baffled you has it?
When women get past it, they bore and amuse me.
How long does it take to pass one inch?
I am going for a ride on my Harley.
Is it a rolls canharley?
Rolls down hills and canharley get up 'em?
You're so busy trying to be clever, you nitwit, that you forgot to post a comment.
I am going to one of my favorite stores today.
It may be one of your favorites but you're not one of it's.
I've got a busy week end.
If you had done something during the week you could rest on the weekend like most people
I must grocery shop today
Don't forget those cleaning products that you so desperately need.
I have a hangover.
Montana! Long time no see!
Just take some 'hair a' the dog that bit ya', like you usually do. You'll be fine. Or has the alcohol pickled your brain so badly that you just can't remember!
I might do a yard sale today...
Don't forget to pick up the trash and mow the lawn before you try to sell that yard
I might go for a bike ride today
Lookin' at that bike thinkin' "I wonder if it'll hold me", are ya?!
Gotta go do some laundry.
Have the neighbors been complaining, again, about the way your children look? After you wash their clothes, you might also consider bathing them.
I just got several mosquito bites.
Hey, look! It's Lord, I mean lady of the flies / mosquitoes! They're the only things that'll come near ya.
We are helping my parents move.
