Try to get two that match this time!
I am not wearing socks today
Hard to wear socks on your hooves.
Has anybody seen my hat?
Hard to wear a hat with those horns.
Has anybody seen my coffee?
Still too stupid and lazy to find it for yourself huh?
The paperboy hasn't been placing the paper on my porch lately.
Who you trying to fool? We know your favorite game is to go fetch the paper for your Master .... where ever it is.
I'm going to go look for my coffee now.
Will you be following the breadcrumb trail?
Now where did I put my broom...
Taking a ride to the mall?
I found my coffee
Gosh, aren't we all thrilled?
There's a particularly good performance of Mozart's Clarinet Concerto on now.
Too bad that you will miss it to take in the harmonica duet in f minor
I am taking things easy today
If you took things any easier, you'd be in a coma.
I think it's time to actualize my potential.
Oh that is rich coming from you...even the bodies in the graveyard have more potential.
The postman just rang the bell, wonder what he wants.
He's there for his usual afternoon tryst. Why are you making him wait?
I've heard the postman always rings twice.
That's because you have your TV turned up so damn loud you never hear the first ring.
I think I was meant to be famous.
Or do you mean infamous? From what I can tell you've done something illicit and illegal. They should be coming for you any time.
I had a medical scare last night.
You thought you were pregnant, and you haven't slept with your husband in six months?
I don't like to carry around a lot of money.
You don't HAVE a lot of money, ya hobo!
Gotta go make some pasta.
Opening another can of spaghettios?
I just made hot dogs for dinner.
Poodles explode when microwaved, Tico.
It's well beyond bedtime for me.
Everything is well beyond for you
I made pork butt for dinner
You roasted your own butt?
I'm having Chinese food for dinner.
