Does it give you unlimited obscene calls?
I have to get some film developed.
Be careful you nearly got arrested last time you tried to get those filthy pictures developed.
I use digital to save on films.
And for the reason you gave above, feelthy pictures.
I no longer use a camera.
Did it break on a self-portrait?
I have work to do.
If that work involves improving yourself, you have a LOT of work to do.
I need to fix my car.
Bashed it up again? Is the auto body shop giving you a volume discount yet?
I want to go on a diet.
You NEED to go on a diet.
I love reading glasses.
Now if you could just learn to read...
I need to go out shopping today.
Stocking up on crack pipes and blow again, I take it.
I don't like this time of year because the televised sports are so boring.
Poor baby. Now you have to learn how to develop the skill of talking to yourself! Maybe you should get a dummy and learn ventriloquism.
I'm getting a sale ready for my mom who's moving.
She's probably leaving town to get away from you. Don't be surprised about not getting her new address.
I haven't heard any really good jokes lately.
Nobody'll talk to you, huh? Maybe you should do something about that rancid breath of yours!
I have lots to do today.
But you won't get it done because you're too busy posting on every thread in here.
I think my eyesight is getting worse.
Any excuse not to dust or iron properly.
I just saw the very last episode of Sex and The City - a little late, but never mind.
For you, anything involving sex is way to late.
I like my new co-workers.
BBB
I cast my fishing pole into the waters of this thread hoping to catch some sign of intelligence.
All I snagged was an old, beat up shoe with rotted shoe strings and a floppy sole.
Do I need to change my bait?
BBB
Get a life BBB we don't want to know where you are casting your pole.
As for Stray Cat it's no wonder you like your co-workers if you're working from the same bed.
I'm going down the course to hit couple of balls tomorrow.
Whose?
I changed my avatar yesterday.
Afraid the police would see your photo?
I've got to get ready for work.
Since when has watching daytime television been considered work?
I wonder which socks I should wear today.
