Is that why you are fascinated with Tinky Winky, or is there some other explanation..... ?
I'm going to mow the yard tonight.
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Rod3
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Mon 8 Aug, 2005 03:47 pm
You mean you're gonna cut some grass, whats new.
Something just bit me.
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Sturgis
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Mon 8 Aug, 2005 05:25 pm
Gee must be some new creature since most have more sense.
I read in the papers that there's a new filling station down the road.
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Intrepid
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Mon 8 Aug, 2005 06:45 pm
Why not get yourself a roadmap and head on down that road?
I already mowed my lawn today
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Clary
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:30 am
Wowee, that must take some time - a square yard of ragged grass with moss in it.
I got cut off from the Recycling Helpline.
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firefly
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 04:05 am
That's because they hung up after you badgered them with questions about reincarnation and asked if you would be a goat in your next life. Maybe you should have asked them if they had any recycled brains to give you.
I just discovered a big problem.
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Clary
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:28 am
You forgot to get dressed today?
I have to cook for JB the Chinese student tonight.
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Sturgis
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:34 am
Are you going to call the cops before committing the murder with that swill you call food?
Last night I forgot to put out the trash.
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Intrepid
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:36 am
At least you will have something for breakfast
I have to take my dog to the Vet this morning
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Sturgis
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:40 am
Why bother they can't fix a stuffed toy from k-Mart.
I wonder if it'll rain today.
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devriesj
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 02:23 pm
Don't have a window view there in prison?
I'm finally 'waking up' after a bad bout of insomnia.
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Clary
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 02:29 pm
Don't bother, there's nothing out there.
I cooked a nice steak for Chinese Robert, followed by sticky ginger pudding and organic vanilla ice cream.
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devriesj
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:03 pm
...in your imagination! Now let the nice gentlemen put your "huggy jacket" back on and give you your sleepy pill. Ni-night!
About to barbeque some chicken for dinner.
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Stray Cat
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:30 pm
I wouldn't be surprised if you've got the chicken tied to a spit outside with an apple in its beak.
My horoscope says I need to scale back on some of my goals.
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firefly
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:44 pm
I guess trying to get dressed after you get out of bed is just too much for you to reach for. You're totally lacking in ambition anyway, so you don't have much else to scale back.
I need to buy some paper for my printer.
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DrewDad
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 04:02 pm
How long do you have to stand on the street corner to afford that?
I'm analyzing router configurations.
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Stray Cat
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 05:24 pm
Analyze this!!
I'm hungry. Guess I'll fix dinner now.
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Sturgis
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 06:31 pm
Be sure to call the paramedics if you're having guests and of course the fire department.
My new stereo looks absolutely stunning.
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LionTamerX
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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 06:40 pm
There's nothing like an 80's boombox on your shoulder to say "Pimp."
