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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:16 am
Thank goodness, you really need a bath. Can you take some soap with you?

I love my work.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:18 am
I had no idea lounging around sucking down soft drinks was a job.




I am going to the bookstore later.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:21 am
Reading lessons should always take precedence over buying books.

Haircut, Mexican food for lunch, then a movie -- probably "War of the Worlds" -- in the pm.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:22 am
Are you going to buy some more picture books?


I need to cut my grass
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:24 am
First you need to learn how to read faster, so you can keep up with this topic. Then again, you can't keep up with most things.

My lawn is cut for me.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:32 am
Don't know how to start the lawnmower, huh.



Time for another cup of coffee
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:57 am
Something to eke out the long boring hours till you can sleep again.



I can't find any cheap hotels in Paris with parking.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 08:44 am
That's because they've all heard about how you trash rooms, so they won't give you a reservation. Why don't you just sleep in your car, like you do at home?

I spend too much time here.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 10:58 am
For once, I agree with you.

It seems like all I do is work, work, work.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 11:26 am
You're such a lazy lamebrain, even flushing the toilet is work for you.

I'm having some caramel ice cream.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 11:34 am
That's obvious from all the ice cream stains on your shirt. You should wear a bib.

I got a cool new bracelet.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 12:20 pm
That's called a rubber band, Cat.



I haven't finished my book about eccentrics.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 12:51 pm
It's an auto-biography I assume.

It's damn near a cold wave here in Albuquerque, only 86 F.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 12:55 pm
What a pity.

It's perfect here.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 01:47 pm
How can it be when you're there?

It's such a nice day -- think I'll take a walk.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 06:18 pm
Make it a long walk off a short pier. We need a break from you.

I'm skipping dinner tonight.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 06:22 pm
McDonald's stock just took a nosedive.

I treasure my weekends.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:44 am
But your weekends dread you.

It seems like a slow news day today.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:47 am
Try getting a hearing aid - the drumming is still going on.



I'm cooking lamb curry, my favourite dish.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:54 am
Has the poor thing stopped baa-ing yet?

What IS that drumming?
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