You are a short-order chef, you idiot! Get back to work!
I can't get my nails to grow long.
Stop scratching the door of your cage.
Oh dear, it's too late to go swimming at the Health Club.
It sure is, they tore the place down two years ago. Shows how often you even think about exercising, flabby.
I eat the same thing for breakfast every day.
Bread and water - not much variety there.
I must clear the dining table.
First you have to clear a path on your floor to get to the dining table.
I bought a great looking new watch.
Why? You never did learn to tell time.
I really must compliment you most people cannot make Dior garments look so seedy.
You should know, you are certainly the leader in the seedy and slovenly category.
I just turned a fan on.
Whatever it takes to get you going.... a fan of Cruella de Vil perhaps.
I've been invited to a lesbian cabaret tonight.
Women won't find you attractive, any more than than the men do.
I've got to stop procrastinating.
People who can't understand how to play a simple game like this shouldn't even be allowed near a computer.
I'm sad that summer's almost over.
oh yeah, sleeping through winter with the lights off will be so incredibly different from your do-nothing summer.
I wonder if I should get my eyebrows waxed.
Why bother, just comb them back over your head.
I need to make some new friends.
Playdough is good for that sort of thing.
I'm thinking of painting my study yellow or turquoise.
I guess the study was the only place you could put your hammock.
Maybe I'll take up cross country skiing.
Neither color will help stimulate your creativity--let's face it, you are brain dead.
I like wearing bright colors.
It won't help that dingy room.
I'm gonna make some scrambled eggs!
Oh good a food to match your brain.
Time for me to do the laundry.
Still doing it in the bathtub because you don't know how to turn on the washer?
The heat is killing all my plants.
Take my word for it sweetness, it ain't the heat that killed them.
I wonder if I should get a new address book.
Why? You are only on page 1 of the old one.
I am going swimming today
