"the right to a jury of one's peers"...if you were on the jury, the accused would have to be Bozo the Clown.
It's 100 degrees today. I want to die.
When you die, it's gonna get a lot hotter.
It is really muggy here.
Life in a swamp gets that way.
My flowers are wilting.
Those are called "dandelions."
I'm in a good mood.
Yes, I like the little red pills also.
My house needs a new roof.
And your head needs a new brain.
This weekend I'm going to finish putting on a new roof.
Didn't you check the weather report to know it is going to rain today or tomorrow?
I am not working on the roof this weekend
That's because you live in a waste basket.
This weekend I'm going to vegetate.
That should be real easy for a brain dead person like you.
I had tacos for lunch.
Same old, same old
I am going for a Pepsi now
Gas coming out of all your orifices will certainly make you more attractive.
Water, give me water.
Who are you, Gunga Din?
I need to clean my ceiling fans.
Cobwebs on your fan, cobwebs in your brain.
My home is immaculate (not).
That's because you're gay.
I like football myself.
I think you just like balls.
My wife and I are going to a couples massage class tonight.
And, like always, you will volunteer to massage the man.
I need to restart my computer.
To bad there isn't a restart button for your life as well.
I'm packing up and getting out of work for the day.
ps. by the way... good one Tico
You actually have a job?
I'm watching Fox News.
Did they find that one night stand you had in Aruba yet?
I have a kink in my neck - man it hurts!
You should quit trying to pleasure yourself orally ... it ain't gonna happen, Tiny.
I need to get ready for my soccer game soon.
