Well, at least it matches your life.
Only slept an hour and I'm so tired.
You're usually lethargic and dull, so no one will notice.
I believe in having a good breakfast.
and you sure look it.
i decorated my new office.
How do you decorate a broom closet?
I need to make a shopping list.
You mean shop-lifting list, don't you?
I had some museli for breakfast.
Washed down with a Bud lite. You really know how to go on a health kick.
I hope I have an easy day at work.
Yes, hopefully the aluminum cans are all at the top of the trash cans.
I have to go to the dentist today.
Why make his day miserable?
I don't have to go anywhere today
The world is safe.
I only have 2 cavities.
Not bad considering you only have 2 teeth
I should start thinking about lunch
When did you ever stop?
I want to play soccer.
And you could too, if Frank hadn't broken both of your legs.
I am going to create something today
Havoc ... unless you do stay home.
I'm going to play a game tonight.
dont u need brains to create?
I love Doritos!
Gauging by the size of your thighs, that's not all you love.
I had my shoes fixed.
Is that what you call it?
My coffee is getting cold
Good god man... do we have to explain everything to you? You have to drink your coffee not just let it sit there.
I may get a part-time teaching job at my Alma Mater.
Congratulations jp! I didn't know the clown college was hiring.
I'm hard on shoes.
That is because they aren't rated for anything more than 300 pounds.
My cell phone is broke.. it just randomly shuts off.
It isn't broken ... it's tired of hearing you rambling on ...
I have jury duty in 2 weeks.
