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The Insult Chain Game

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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 05:32 pm
I guess the Wang wordprocessor isn't cutting it anymore?

Some people say my eyes are brown. Others say my eyes are green.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 05:39 pm
My guess is your eyes are usually green and only brown when you are full of SH!T... which is normally.

I just made a wax mold of my finger.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 05:41 pm
Groping the exhibits at Madame Tussaud's again?

I'm eating a burrito.
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barefootTia
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 05:50 pm
I thought you were smoking one!


It's time to clip the fingernails.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 06:02 pm
I guess so, Howard Hughes!

Remember, lovers never lose...they are free!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 06:58 pm
Your love hasn't been free for years.


I'm watching baseball.
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AllThisBeauty
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 07:19 pm
What you're really interested in are the beer commercials, you alcoholic.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life. (Oscar Wilde)
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 07:24 pm
You should quote from The Ballad of Reading Jail -- which is where you'll probably end up.

I've been thinking a lot about the world situation. Think I'll send the president some of my suggestions...
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 07:39 pm
I'm guessing, "Fix world hunger," and "Stop terrorism," are in your list.

"Shaft" is on tv.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 07:44 pm
Quote:
I'm guessing, "Fix world hunger," and "Stop terrorism," are in your list.

Hey, keep your eyes on your own paper!!

Shaft? Isn't that what you've spent your life giving everybody?

Children love me.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 08:41 pm
After you dip your love stick in pop rocks?

A2K makes me want to drink more.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 08:45 pm
Like you're not enough of a drunk as it is!

I haven't been around here for a while.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 08:47 pm
Not since they ran you out of town eh!
(welcome back :-) )


Gonna take the dog for a walk in the morning
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 08:47 pm
Since he's dead from lack of food, don't you mean "for a drag"?

Salmon for dinner soon.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 08:55 pm
Doesn't salmon give you gas?

It's nice to see you guys :-D
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 09:38 pm
Glad to see you back, Montana!

O.k. I can't insult Montana. Anybody else, but not Montana!!

So let me just say:

I'm wearing my favorite perfume.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 09:41 pm
Eau du garbage truck?


I may not shave tomorrow
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 10:14 pm
Then you won't have to wear any pants.

I need some sleep.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2005 10:57 pm
Yeah, those bags under your eyes are looking pretty nasty.


Gotta get up in 3 hours to go to work.


Stray Cat
Thanks, and it's always a pleasure seeing you :-D
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 12:48 am
I'm glad I'm not the patient you'll be operating on after another wild night of partying. Did they ever reinstate your malpractice insurance?

My sleep cycle is all messed up.
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