Reflecting the empty mudiness of your soul.
I have one green eye and one blue eye.
And both are bloodshot. Your blood must be 100 proof from all the booze.
I have to turn off my sprinkler.
Watering your weed again, I see.
I love fountain pens.
Is that where you keep your booze during working hours?
I have a complete set of tools
You are a tool.
I love jazz.
No, you love sitting in dark bars getting drunk. The music is just background noise for you.
I think I'm getting hunger pains.
When don't you have hunger pains, tubby?
I had a bologne sandwich for lunch.
Stole your kid's lunch again, you lowlife?
I never get bored.
Still complaining about your sex life?
Time to go to work.
Still performing as a drag queen? Wherever do you get pantyhose to fit over your stomach and butt?
You're so old you forgot half of your response.
I really need to get to work now.
You look like Arnie BEFORE he got sand kicked in his face
You forgot all your statement, probably because you gave up reading - duh!
I'm watching Brideshead Revisited, but it seems very slow.
Then you should be able to keep up
I have to think of what to do for dinner tonight
Last time you thought so long by the time you figured it out it was time for breakfast.
I have a large blister on my left foot.
You were supposed to put the spaghetti in the water, not your foot.
I am thinking about what to have for breakfast
Spaghetti a la Carbonara
Take one foot, marinade with bacon, mushrooms and white wine sling in some of that white drippy italian stringy stuff and hey you got breakfast to go !
Speaking of go... why don't you learn how to read so that you can follow directions. Or simply just go and don't come back.
I just had another cup of coffee... i'm feeling a bit jittery now.
Because you put crack instead of sugar in it.
When I get PM privileges, I'm going to PM everybody!
When you get PM privileges I'm leaving and never coming back.
I'm going to buy a new computer.
