Another place where you manage to be a complete flop.
I need to go iron my jacket.
Straitjackets don't normally need it, but as you have OCD, go ahead.
I am off to the health club for a swim.
Careful when you dive in you could flood the place.
I've just finished mowing the lawn.
Did you get enough to stuff your mattress?
I had a leisurely day on the water yesterday
Makes a change from being on the wine.
I'm just going to have some icecream,
That's ALL you need, fatty.
Did I mention that 8 year old coffee sucks?
For your facial, you really should have used Oil of Ulay instead.
Victoria Secret is having an on line sale!
Forget to do your laundry again?
My tan is coming along nicely
Nations starve, but you want to look good...
The mole on my cheek may be changing.
This time it will wear an Armani Suit.
Slippers keep my feet warm.
AND keep the smell in.
The man insulating my roof just put his foot through the ceiling.
Finally, some ventilation in your fetid home.
Alas...I pay others to do what I could probably do for myself.
You pay others to service you .... big surprise.
I'm eating steak for lunch today.
Your aorta will certainly appreciate that.
Pepperoni is heaven.
YOUR aorta will certainly appreciate that!
Too busy to eat lunch.
With your miserable palate, I'd think you could clean those toilets AND eat lunch.
My mind is made up.
... made up of a pile of poo.
I love raw spinach.
I thought you were Arnold, not Popeye
Life is a box of chocolates
You must be the one my crazy cousin replaced with a turd.
I'm going to see Ted Nugent tonight.
Your presence will certainly cast a pall on the proceedings.
Liberace could sure play the piano.
